Rupert is a French lab creation, used to boost the french economy. They are incredibly dangerous and can duplicate endlessly, smooshing anyone who dislikes them.
They wear a tophat which is permanently attached to their heads and are stickmen. All comic strips are to be read top to bottom.
To prevent glorping by Rupert, avoid keeping in your possession baguettes and croissants.
glorping is the name given to infection by Rupert
Rupert detectors now exist in certain parts of Manipur, India to help prevent glorping-related incidents. Such devices utilize transmissions by Ruperts which just happen to be NFC.
There is also Romort, of Antarctica and Rufus, from Canada in order to compete with Rupert
The Remuses have been spotted. They can summon cheese on demand.
If you have any Rupert infestation, contact caketheidiot@sdf.org>
Any rupert events will be added below:
13-11-24: It has been found that Romort loves penguins and making poutine. When it eats poutine, it duplicates.
5-11-24: Rupert and Rufus glorped eachother, forming Rupus and Rufurt
15-10-24: Ruperts accidentally eat factory, no humans eaten. They have also eaten an Apple store. American attempts to annihilate Ruperts have ended in disaster, causing immense glorping among the military
14-10-24: Ruperts have declared war on Rufuses; the death toll is 9, mostly from a food fight
10-10-24: Ruperts have started a skirmish with the Rufuses, which are Canadian and made in response to Rupert.
Made by the Rupert Control Board